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<?php
// Initialize with obfuscation for the 'lulz'
$codeCraft = $zenith = 0;
$heartBeats = (rand(0, 1) === 1); // Life's a coin flip in this coder's matrix

// Lambda for output because why directly echo?
$shout = fn($msg) => print $msg . (PHP_SAPI === 'cli' ? "\n" : "<br>");

// 🚀 Artistic elevation, now with anonymous functions.
while ($codeCraft++ < ($zenith = 10)) {
    $shout("Enhancing code craft...");

    // Conditional execution with ternary & immediate invocation
    ($codeCraft === $zenith) ? $shout("Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest. Creativity Overload. 🌌") : null;
}

// Simulated life cycle in an unnecessarily complex way
$heartBeats ? (function() use ($shout) {
    // Array of tasks with lambdas because we can
    $tasks = [
        'caffeinate' => fn() => $shout("Espresso. Mainlined. ☕"),
        'dream' => fn() => $shout("Dreaming code, reality snooze. 💤"),
        'hack' => fn() => $shout("Digital alchemist at work. 💻"),
        'easterEgg' => fn() => rand(1, 100) === 42 ? $shout("42, universe explained. 🌌") : null,
    ];

    // Execute all tasks, because why iterate when you can array_walk
    array_walk($tasks, fn($task) => $task());
})() : $shout("RIP Coder. Silence in the codebase.");

// 🕶️ Over-engineered, under-explained.
?>