Most stupid programming language
Function
func:MyFunction
print:"Hello World"
endf
print:"Hello World x2"
call:MyFunction
Repeat Instruction with @ This will print "Hello World" 5 times
print:"Hello World"@5
Variables
var:MyFirstVariable "Hello!"
print:%MyFirstVariable
Combine variables with strings
var:name "John Doe"
print:"My name is "/%name
("/" concatenates)