farteen / freedomfarts

Join the Fart Party! In God, We Fart.

Freedom Farts

Join the Fart Party! In God, We Fart.

Greetings Patriots! Welcome to the Fart Party - the one and only bifartisan effort to unite patriots from all political farties! Fed up with politicians just farting around in Washington DC? Can't decide who to vote for in our two-farty political system? Tired of feeling like you're stuck between two farts that both stink? Don't have the proper farter ID? Fart it! Join the Fart Party.

Remember to vote on Election Day and if you can't vote, keep farting — it's just as effective!

About

Freedom Farts is the politically-themed, satirical fart app for iOS that never was. It was originally submitted to the App Store in October, 2012 -- just in time for the 2012 Presidential Election. (Wasn't that exciting!) However, it was rejected by Apple because "too many fart apps".

After rejection, an appeal to the Apple Review Board was submitted immediately but the rejection was upheld.

I've decided that this app shouldn't simply collect dust on my HDD. So, here it is -- free and open-source. It has since been streamlined and updated for iOS 7.

     

Why?

Politics has become so absurb in the United States, so I made this app to reflect my distaste, disapproval, disrespect, and disgust for American politics in a humorous way. Also, farts will never be not funny.

Installation

1. Download this repo
2. Unzip and open Freedom Farts.xcworkspace
3. Build and run in the Xcode simulator or install on your device if you are a developer

Credits

• Code by Jesse Squires
• Audio by Zak Denham
• Icon by Michael Schultz

Open-source libraries

• JSQSystemSoundPlayer
• BButton
• MJPopupViewController
• SVWebViewController

GPL-3.0 License

Copyright © 2014 Jesse Squires

This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details.

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program. If not, see http://www.gnu.org/licenses/.