favreau / wtf

WTF is a header-only c++11 library that helps you introduce a lot of swearing in your code

Introduction

WTF is a header-only c++11 library that helps you introduce a lot of swearing in your code. Since my english is not the best at that kind of exercise, feel free to contribute. Every pull request will be happily merged, for as long as it makes me laugh!

Happy swearing!

Examples

Testing null pointers

if(!pointer)
   exit();

becomes

if(pointer sucks)
   then_fuck_it

Testing empty containers

std::vector<size_t> ints;
if(ints.empty())
  ...

becomes

std::vector<size_t> ints;
if(ints.contains_shit)
  ...

Conversely,

std::vector<size_t> ints;
if(!ints.empty())
  ...

becomes

std::vector<size_t> ints;
if(ints.doesnt_contain_shit)
  ...

Exceptions

throw std::runtime_error("...");

becomes

throw the_finger("...");

Returning

int add(int x, int y){
  int result = x + y;
  return result;
}

becomes

int add(int x, int y){
  int result = x + y;
  fucking_done_with result;
}

Building from source

mkdir build
cd build
cmake ..
make

wtf's Issues

Update the README

Several new pull requests have gone in, update the readme to match these changes

Rename doesnt_contain_shit() to contains_jack_shit()

Rename doesnt_contain_shit() to contains_jack_shit()

Fix containsShit to follow style

Redefine containsShit as size() > 0 work to keep it in the same style as doesnt_contain_shit
that is

x.contains_shit;
x.doesnt_contain_shit;

as opposed to

contains_shit(x);
x.doesnt_contain_shit;