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- Kate Bosworth’s magnificent differently-colored eyes.
- “I have a natural elf ear.”
- “2 thumbs up”.
- “I was cursed with a belly button that sticks out through my shirts.”
- “Rare case of arachnodactyly”.
- “My right eye is split vertically brown on one side and green on the other. As a baby it was blue and brown.”
- “I was born with a very rare condition that makes my body fall apart. In addition to this, I also have very hypermobile joints that dislocate easily.”
- “I have a birthmark on my eye.”
- “My mutated toe”.
- Cavus foot.
- “Born without a pupil in my left eye”
- “My geographic tongue. One of 3% of the population.”
- . “I have a skin condition that makes my skin a human Etch A Sketch.”
- Jalicia Nightengale has naturally blue eyes and a coloboma that makes her pupil look like a keyhole.
- “I was born with a mole earring. When I played basketball, I had multiple instances of referees stopping the game to ask me to remove my earring. One ref even had to feel it to believe me.”
- “My girlfriend was born without a nail on her index finger. So in response to many requests, we put googly eyes on it!”
- “My daughter has one streak of very dark hair. Her twin brother doesn’t have it and his hair grows much faster.”
- “My limbal ring (ring outside the iris) changes colors sometimes like into dark greys, blues, and purples.”
- “My daughter was born with a perfect 2 on her head.”
- “I was born with a condition where my right thumb is unable to bend. You can see it by the smooth skin on the spot where it’s usually supposed to bend.”
- “I have a single line across my palm.”
- “I can bend my girlfriend’s pinky all the way to the side of her hand.”
- “Finally embracing my vitiligo and white streak after 16 years of trying to hide it.”
- “Sometimes people stop in the middle of a conversation to stare at my eye. I wonder why.”
- This man looks like a character in a superhero comic book.
- Please, just do it. Put me out of my misery.
- Facts. And also super creepy, why do we do this?
- It's a lewk.
- Serves you right! Why do you have a large amount of money? Be poor like the rest of us.
- Oh no Mario, baby what is you doin?
- This jacket is/was/always will be absolute fire.
- These artists literally keep this entire industry alive.
- Yes. Okay, I think I will.
- Boom, roasted!
- Whoever created this ad deserves the Pulitzer. Marketing 101.
- I love when we does that thing that weed does.
- I miss it.
- I'll hold onto them until they're nothing but a loin cloth.
- Yes, I'd like to speak to 2 Gurley's 1 Cup, please.
- Stop biting me, it's not sexy.
- Well can they? Now I need answers.
- Being mean is much more fun.
- This is my exact writing process.
- It's the only thing I use that app for nowadays.
- "I'm literally trying to defend myself by poisoning you!"
- “My boss told me to at least try shoveling out and come in today. My car is the red one.”
- “My boss censored my cleavage at work yesterday...I should add that before this, my boss was making tape barricades on the stairs for people to get caught in.”
- “My boss brings his pet pig to work every day.”
- “My boss gave me a key to open this drawer, then started laughing hysterically when I tried unlocking it. I didn’t realize why until now.”
- “My boss wears his $50,000 green diamond ring to work, laying asphalt.”
- When only the chosen ones can have an office romance.
- Some bosses have a strange sense of humor.
- “Me: Do we have a bigger stapler? My boss: Here you go.”
- “My boss installed an IP Camera at the store to spy on us when he was away. I retaliated with this rig.”
- Is it a good or a bad thing when a boss doesn’t have a good memory?
- “My boss put grape Kool-Aid in all the watercoolers.”
- “A guy at work asked my boss for a raise... This is what he got.”
- “My boss was tired of our wire cutters getting stolen. I’m not sure this will solve it.”
- “So I brought a pecan pie to work. By noon it was missing. Found it a few hours later in my boss’s office.”
- “I work in IT. This is the Christmas wreath my boss made.”
- “Ever since my boss had a daughter, I’ve received diminishing amounts of attention. But I don’t want to let her artwork be the only thing on display in the office!”