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The Princess Di

mild salsa, refried beans, gouda style cheese from wales. served cold, smashed against the wall of the restaurant
price: tears of the entire british nation

Design cylindrical sandwich database

Begin thinking about an in house ecomm solution by designing the database structure. Expect product skus to not necessarily be unique and that arbitrary bundles may or may not have there own sku.

We can't be clearer on the specs at this point in time but we fully expect whatever you come up with to be rock solid.

The Edinburgh

Eggs, beef, mustard, wrapped in a tight english muffin style tortilla of suppression - $150.00 mostly tax because you are not free

The Gattaca

Genetically modified chicken, blue beans, jalapeño, white rice, pineapple salsa, dunked in salt water. Served on a bed of hair and skin flakes. - 30.2 Dollars, read as thirty-point-two.

The Honduran

Loose tobacco leaves wrapped in a whole wheat tortilla.

Price varies dependent on location due to local taxes.

The Black Hole

Black Truffle and Quinoa wrap around deep fried bacon, cheetos, pork belly and miracle whip

Solve Solved Problems

Continue to innovate until Lord Simeon's World of Cylindrical Sandwiches is crushed under the weight of your hubris.

The Troubles

Mashed potatoes. Wash it down with a nice cold black and tan, you Taig.

Price: £17.99 You will pay with British Pounds.

The Earl of Sandwich

Blackforest Ham, Sharp Cheddar, Mayo, and a leaf of lettuce. A new design on the old cylindrical style sandwich. This one is cut into a square shape, contents to match.
price: $5.00

How shot home?

Now that this is ROI enabled and is turning the dial with more that one page, how do I get back home? The language on the "menu bean" has double meaning. We may want to run a suite of user testing to see if we should indeed have a "home" page or just shoot sticky hot menu right in the user's face and keep beans rollin.

Static assets

I know there's nginx and apache and all that stuff, but personally I think it's garbage.

We can make something to serve assets faster. It should be built into the application code, too.

And for god sake don't write it in C. I want to be able to read the code later duh.

The Elizabeth II

beef, lamb, and duck with carrots and celery and a bed of tea leaves on a crusty wrap
$42.00

The Beefeater

Grilled strip steak, cheese, onions, and green bell peppers.
Price: Your loyalty to the crown

Captain James Cook

Pineapple, pulled bbq pork, onion, and chili. Inspired by the cuisine of the Hawaiians who killed him, enjoy this delight while sitting out back on a raft in our salt water pool.

Price: Scurvy

Invent new templating language

We've evaluated other options and decided Jinja2 is nice but we can do better on our own.

W̤̰͓͉͕̗e͉͝ ̜̲̕p̱͉͍̯͇̞̕r͙͚̯̪̮e̮̹̪̼̟fḛ̘̘͞r̻̥ ̮̝t̰̩̺͙̤͖͙ẖ̣̻̯ͅat̴ ͏̘y͍̟o̞̭ͅu̯ ̜̣̹i͘m̨͖̤͖p̣̳͇̣̹l͔e͏̬̘ͅm͖͉̕e̥̩̠͙̥ͅͅǹ̝̫̬̻͇t̛̲̮̹̠ ̭̪̘̖̟͕́ạ̗͎͔ ̞̘͎̱̲͔t̀e̤̘m̬p҉͖̼͖̱̳̬l҉̱̗͕̬̲̬͓a͈̲t͍͎͕̲͞in̞g̫̜̕ ͈̙̦͓̩̻̯͟ļ͓̥a̧̺̲͍̙̺̩̪nͅg̘̳̼̼u̹̱a͙̙̺̘g̳͇e̳̤̩͓ṣ̻̹̺̲̰̀ b̖̲͉a̻̝̺͖̪͢s̴e͖̖̖͇d̸̬͓ ̧o̶̥̭͈̹̹n̺̰̖̫̩ X̨͈̫M̼̘͈͈̻̗̟Ĺ̲͈͍.͝ ̥̻E̥͚̳̘̳̜̫͢x͕̪͝ͅͅt̜̹r͈̜̦̙͜ą͍̥ ̻p͙̘̟͔o̢͍͉̳i̘n͔͔͚̱̥̺͡t͓̪̘͈͉͡ͅs͉͢ ̯͕͎͚̗ͅi̢f̭̥̯̞̙̤ͅ ̪͎͈͎͙̰͡y̦̪̳̯o̴̩̖u̷ ̻̖̬̩͘c̢̘̱̗a̸̳̩n̸̹̥̰̠ͅ ͓͔͈̥͜e̫͈̮̘ͅl̫̩̫̦̟͎͇͡ị̗̪̠m҉͖̲̯̩͈i̥̺͓͇̪n̩͇̟̳̮͕͚͝at̫͍̦̪̫͓̟͢e͏̫ ̠̼̹ṯ̥͔̝̲̝͚͜h̯̮e̩̝͔̘̘̘̲̕ n͎̗e͓̞̮̣͘e̖͖̻̖̙͈̲d̰̠̹̻͈̕ ͏̗ț͖̜̦͎͔͈o̜̟͖̩͔̤ͅ ̙̗s̯̩͓e̖̦̙̲̼̮̣p̩͉̭̗͢aṟ͔̳̲̖a̢̯̩t̟͎͈̜̞̯e҉ ̶̞̯t̨͙ͅe̻͉̙̲͙m͍͎̰̩̞̭̣p̖̪̘͔̲l̟͕̱͠a̡̻t͙e̯̳̰̲̝ͅ ̺͍̫̲̮͝f̧͈͍̰ͅi͓̭̺̳̦̪l̻̦̺̦͓͜e҉s̼͈̣ ̨̥̼̙͍̪a̵͖͇nd̗̗̰͓͖͔̺̕ c̭a͈͔ͅn̦͎̼̦̟̯͈ ̠͕̹̼̬̟i̻̰͖̦͉̙̝n̯̤̤̜̙s̜̰̙t̫͉͝è͙̣̰a̞͡ͅd̘͔͝ ͇͈͙̳̰͖̰w̨̰͖̝͔̠r̛̜̹͍it̕e҉͍̺̞̣̱͍͖ ̙̙̥̜̯a ̙̼̬c̥͎̩͍͉u͍̠̘̰̥͙̳s̢̲͕̠͉͍̖t̫̺͓̫͍̪ͅo̹̲m̴̰̥̤ ̬̠͔͔i̹̱̯n͇͕͓͍̱̪t̞̗͚͚̮͈̻e̪̭͘r̺p̗̘̥̞̟r͏̤͖͙͔͖̪e̯̠̕ţ̰̫̬ę̝͓r̠͕̰̝̳̜ ̙͜ͅş̗͇̠̰̗̦o͎̰͙͇̞̝̥͠ t̯͟h̭̱͟e͈̖͖̻̯̭͚y͉̞͖̺̳͙͝ ̟̩̤̲̥̦̫c͇͚̣̭̠̥an̬̳͉ ̫̟b̶͎̩̝ȩ͎̠ ҉̞̠i̻̠n̹͓͚̼͔c̫̩̕l̗̞̞͕u̬̮̺͇̰ͅd̬̝͡e̢͙̟͍̤͙̬͍d̸̮̹͉̠̬̙ ̺̥i̥͚̝͘n͏̲̙̗ ҉̠͚̲̩t͏͖̝̩̜h̞̯̖̮̗̺͞e͜ ͏̣̱͈̙̩P̺̠y̼̗̟̰͡ṭ̱̫͓̥͠h̷͎̯o̷̜̖̥͈̭̗̭n͕̪̼͙ ҉̤̫͍̤̩̣v̖͚̜͚̫̣i̵̘̤e̸̼̹w̱s̤.ͅ

The Full Monty

Coconuts Avocado ranch, fried Swallows (mix between African and regular), elderberries jam, garnished with a shrubbery

The Oaktown

Sliced Green apple, siracha aioli, pork sausage, pickled radish, wrapped in chicken skin coated with crushed up honey nut cheerios deep fried and served on dutch crunch.

$14.99

Safari

Safari is a bug. Somehow solve this.

The Sir Isaac Newton

Apple Chicken Sausage, Red Onion, Olive Oil. dropped on your head
Price: Never finding the alchemist's stone of transmutation

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