sarthou / helicopter_hal

test of HAL fonctionnalities

Hi there 👋

• 🔭 I’m currently working on geometric Situation Assessment with a strong link with an ontology. Adapted to Human-Robot Interraction, we do not only consider the robot point of view but also the humans's one to estimate their understanding of the current situation!

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Michael Feldman

Java is, in many ways, C++--.

Bob Gray

Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.

L. Peter Deutsch

To iterate is human, to recurse divine.

brotips #1001

Do everything for greatness, not money. Money follows greatness.

Bjarne Stroustrup

In C++ its harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.

Martin Golding

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Vidiu Platon

I dont care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!

Don Ho

Je mange donc je chie.

Christopher Thompson

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Mondays code.

Anonymous #8

Everything is a knife if youre strong enough.

Alan Kay

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

Seymour Cray

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until its too late.

Cult of vi

Emacs is a great operating system, lacking only a decent editor.

Anonymous #2

Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself.
Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once youre fucked.

Richard Stallman?

If Im the Father of Open Source, it was conceived through artificial insemination using stolen sperm without my knowledge or consent.

Notepad++ #2

Good programmers use Notepad++ to code.
Extreme programmers use MS Word to code, in Comic Sans, center aligned.

Anonymous #1

An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.

Moshers Law of Software Engineering

Dont worry if it doesnt work right. If everything did, youd be out of a job.

Oktal

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldnt show up in a Unix directory listing.

Gavin Russell Baker

C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.

Edward V Berard

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.

Darth Vader

You dont get to 500 million star systems without making a few enemies.

Bill Gates

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.

Anonymous #4

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

Anonymous #7

I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!

Doug Linder

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

Notepad++

I hate reading other peoples code.
So I wrote mine, made it as open source project, and see others suffer.

Anonymous #6

Going to Mc Donalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.

pixadel

Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDNT be like.

Jean-Claude van Damme

A cookie has no soul, its just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs.
And in eggs theres the potential for life.

Linus Torvalds

Software is like sex: Its better when its free.

Don Ho #2

RTFM is the true path of every developer.
But it would happen only if theres no way out.

Brian Kernighan

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

Anonymous #3

Im not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Don Ho #3

Smartphone is the best invention of 21st century for avoiding the eyes contact while crossing people you know on the street.

Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.