spetzreborn / poems-of-internetz

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No security
Without some obscurity
Block ICMP

Read only Friday
A concept for noob admins
It commits, it ships

My /dev/mouse is gone
dmesg | tail says nothing
eaten by /bin/cat

Admin writes haiku
Nagios is flaming red
Admin writes reboot

User runs beta
firefox ahead of all
but flash is still there

Text scrolls down my screen
I run UNIX when I can
No GUIs for me

Servers in the cloud
The future of computing
But where are my files?

Sladdar i härvor
Ledsen nätverkstekniker
Drömmer om ljuv sömn

character encode
UTF-8 Latin 1
Will it ever work?

work harder hudson
the code is clear of errors
give me my blue balls

Det fanns bra sås lagrad på nätet
någonstans på github förgätet
någon fann den ändå
försökte förstå
suckade, skrev om allt förmätet

Hello Heap space, my old friend
I've come to kill java once again.
Because of your annoying memory leaks
Left the users without an interface
And the vision of a system with leaks
Still remains
Then I reboot the server

There was this coder from Dover,
who wanted to improve his Land Rover.
Hacked the cars bus
and made a big fuss
Drove over the cliff, Game Over