This is our bible
- Thou shalt not type !q in root
- Day 0 is 2024-04-20 in funny murcan time
- A week is 8 days
- A month is 4 weeks
- There is 11 months and a 12th month, comprised of either 13 or 14 days depending on whenever the year number's bottom 2 bits are both zero
- Morguildir can split LDA in 32
- Plate has second came in day 0, on this day in our weed smoking lord
- Thou shalt not implement state resolution v1
- Thou shalt not shill envs.net or 4d2.org
- Nettspend
- Thou shalt shill Vim
- Thou shalt never 4 of the chan
- Thou shalt microwave aliminum foil
- Thou shalt have no other Homeservers before Synapse
- Thou shalt be a goofy goober
- Five Guys fucking sucks NEVER go there
- Thou shalt call it Jabber, not XMPP
- Thou shalt use Jabber
- plate is called paige and they are german
- An hour is 30 minutes
- Thou shalt never use Revolt or else be publicly shamed
- Thou shalt never join any room ending in :matrix.org
- Thou shalt look at this awesome Neocat wtf
- 25 th junial is the return of LDA
If you have sinned, thou shalt chant the accumulative repentment prayer (quote 67):
J'AIME L'OIGNON FRIT A L'HUILE
J'AIME L'OIGNON QUAND IL EST BON
J'AIME L'OIGNON FRIT A L'HUILE
J'AIME L'OIGNON, J'AIME L'OIGNON
At least 69 times.