npm-expansions's Introduction

npm-expansions

What does n-p-m stand for?

What This Is

This is the source code for the three-word thingies that randomly appear in the header of the npmjs.com website. Examples include:

Naughty Push Message
Nectar of the Programming Masses
Needless Pachouli Manufacture
Neil Patrick's Mansion
Never Program Mad
Never Push to Master
Neverending Plethora of Modules
Newton's Programmatic Measurements
Newts Parading Majestically
Nice Poodle, Mister
Nickel Plated Moose
Nineties Party Mix
Null Pointer Missing
Nymphets Playing Mahjong

How to Contribute

Add your own expansion to expansions.txt, then send us a pull request! If you think of multiple possibilities, please submit them as separate PRs, as we may like some but not others.

Some other suggestions:

Be meaningful. Three random words is not good enough.
Be funny. This is very subjective, we realize, so try not to take it personally if we don't get it.
Be novel. If your expansion starts with "No", "New", "Never" or "Node" the other two words better be pretty great.
Avoid hyphenation, especially "non-". Yes, there are some in there already. Sorry.
Use actual words. You can't just make up random new words. Unless they're really good.
Avoid names of people and products (other than npm ;-))
Avoid anything that even slightly hints of violating npm's code of conduct. These are literally the first words that appear on the website, and our audience is very broad, so it's best to avoid things that can be misconstrued.

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